{"fact":"Baking chocolate is the most dangerous chocolate to your cat.","length":61}

{"slip": { "id": 163, "advice": "Big things have small beginnings."}}

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{"fact":"During the Middle Ages, cats were associated with withcraft, and on St. John\u2019s Day, people all over Europe would stuff them into sacks and toss the cats into bonfires. On holy days, people celebrated by tossing cats from church towers.","length":235}

{"fact":"A cat can jump up to five times its own height in a single bound.","length":65}

{"slip": { "id": 109, "advice": "To cleanly remove the seed from an Avocado, lay a knife firmly across it, and twist."}}

{"fact":"The average litter of kittens is between 2 - 6 kittens.","length":55}

{"slip": { "id": 144, "advice": "Pedantry is fine, unless you're on the receiving end. And not a pedant."}}

{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}

{"slip": { "id": 204, "advice": "The best nights out are when people around you are simply having fun."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 156, "advice": "Life is short enough, don't race to the finish."}}

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