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Amarochara is a genus of beetles belonging to the family Staphylinidae.
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Josefa Zaratt was the first Black woman to graduate from Tufts Medical School. She was one of the earliest Black women physicians in the United States.
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Parliamentary elections were held in Ecuador in 1947.
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