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{"type":"general","setup":"What is the tallest building in the world?","punchline":"The library, it’s got the most stories!","id":248}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?","punchline":"He made a grave mistake.","id":312}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?","punchline":"To prove that he was framed!","id":317}
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