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{"slip": { "id": 224, "advice": "Don't drink bleach."}}
{"slip": { "id": 39, "advice": "Never run a marathon in Crocs."}}
{"slip": { "id": 135, "advice": "If you want to be happily married, marry a happy person."}}
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The black-billed wood dove or black-billed dove is a pigeon which is a widespread resident breeding bird in a belt across Africa just south of the Sahara Desert.
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